Patni Pati se poochthi hai: "Ghar itne jaldi aagaye ?"
Pati Bolta Hai: Haan, my manager said 'go to hell'

Bharat desh ke saare kutte kyoon margaye ?
Kyon ki Dharmendar ne sab kutton ka khoon peeliya

I thought of translating these to English but that took off the humouor.