Some recent funny mail forwards:

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up!! Quick! My husband is back".
Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts his back, and then realizes: "Oh Damn, I AM the husband"

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.